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Redneck Viking

Redneck Viking

written for Baroness Epona Brodin, the Redneck Baroness of Carraig Ban
by Hannah the Storyteller, Premier Bardic Champion of Carraig Ban

Well she ain’t never
Been the stuck up type
No she won’t prance around at court
She’d rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or an encampment
She wants a ceramic solo cup
She’s got a keg in her camp of Guinness Lite to serve up
Nobody looks down on her
‘Cause if they did we’d fight
We’d sail well-armored to their far-off kingdom
to help them see the light
 
She’s just a redneck viking
She ain’t no high class peer
She’s just a subject of the Midrealm
She leads her barony and drinks beer
And she goes out eventing
‘cross the knowne world all year long
Now so great is her word-fame
that her deeds must live in song
So let’s hear from all you vikings
out there keeping it country
Let me get a big “Hell Yeah” from the CBanners like me
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
 
Fine linen dresses
Well that stuff’s real nice
Oh but she can make the same damn thing
out of beer boxes half price
And still look period
Just as period
As those Laurels at front gate
No she don’t need no high price tag
to make her garb look great
You might think she’s trashy
A little too hard core
But in her neck of the woods
She’s just the Pel next door
Yeah she’s a redneck viking
She ain’t no high class peer
She’s just a subject of the Midrealm
She leads her barony and drinks beer
And she goes out eventing
‘cross the knowne world all year long
Now so great is her word-fame
that her deeds must live in song
So let’s hear from all you vikings
out there keeping it country
Let me get a big “Hell Yeah” from the CBanners like me
Hell yeah
Hell yeah[instrumental break]
 
She’s a redneck viking
She ain’t no high class peer
She’s just a subject of the Midrealm
She leads her barony and drinks beer
And she goes out eventing
‘cross the knowne world all year long
Now so great is her word-fame
that her deeds must live in song
So let’s hear from all you vikings
out there keeping it country
Let me get a big “Hell Yeah” from the CBanners like me
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
I said hell yeah